by Stephanie G.
“I’ve only slept with men I’ve been married to. How many women can make that claim?” – Elizabeth on her eight marriages (and seven husbands)
“I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older the men get, the younger their new wives get.”
“My mother says I didn’t open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked.”
“I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.”
Stephanie is a NYC lifer who enjoys new-age dating, sharp-dressed men, and occasionally acting as big spoon. Follow her on Twitter!