by: Yolanda Shoshana
For the past few weeks people have thought is was funny to give reasons why people should date Charlie Sheen. Is it me or is there really no humor in the fact that Sheen can still get women? I have actually seen men on Twitter applauding Sheen and saying that he is their hero, really? His new definition of a goddess has Aphrodite and Venus shaking their head saying, “I don’t think so”.
I get that some women love a man who likes to break the rules; I am one of those women. However if you man resembles any of the follow attributes, he just may be a Sheenaholic and it may be time to kick him to the curb.
1) Thinks buying a suitcase full of cocaine or any other narcotic is okay.
Now how does one come up with a bright idea like this? It is one thing to have your dealer drop by carrying a duffel bag of drugs, but a whole suitcase. If a man wants to spend that kind of money on something, make sure he spends it on you.
2) Says that women should be hugged and caressed, etc. but his track record proves
otherwise.
Thank the goddess, that Sheen believes that women should be hugged and caressed because if he didn’t what would that look like. Sheen says he doesn’t hit women though a few women may disagree like his estranged wife, Brooke Mueller and ex-wife Denise Richards. Both wives accused him of abuse, so who is telling the truth? Kelly Preston recently stated that “deep down Sheen is a good person”. Was she thinking that as he was shooting her? Let’s just say, years ago she broke off their engagement and ended up married to John
Travolta. Enough said.
3) He starts loosing his teeth, not due to old age, but because of drug use.
I remember swooning over Sheen when he first got into the movies, he was a handsome devil. How times have changed. Sheen has started loosing his teeth and unless you have a toothless fetish this is so not sexy. Imagine kissing him and you end up with his tooth in your mouth. Besides his teeth is face is beginning to look like a hot mess.
4) Sex is just so so, because he is either to drunk or to high.
Sorry men, don’t high five Sheen for having pornstars around, chances are he isn’t having as much crazy wild sex as you think. When someone is on drugs (unless it is Viagra or another inhancing drug) it is hard to get it up and keep it up. Sheen may have “tigerblood” but he can’t defy nature. When the goddesses say they just hang out all day, it is a good chance that is all that is going on.
5) He is stupid enough to jeopardize a 2 million dollar paying job.
Any dude who would put a $2 million an episode pay check at risk is not the brightest bunny in the forest. A cush job and a fabulous paycheck, a man needs to show some gratitude.
Long story short, a real goddess finds herself a man who holds himself with respect and dignity while treating others the same way.
Yolanda Shoshana “Shoshi” is a lifestyle provocateur: sex goddess, courtesan coach™, perfume creatrix, love maker, wedding officiant, and new thought speaker. Follow her on Twitter @Shoshi
